Thursday, March 01, 2012

Excerpt from the ONION March 1, 2012

"A report released Monday by the Federal Consumer Quality-Of-Life Control Board indicates that the cost of living now outstrips life's benefits for many Americans....

For the first time, we have statistical evidence of what we've suspected for the past 40 years: "Life really isn't worth living".

The studies indicate that "it is unwise to go on living."

Took them so long figure that out uh?

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